Copy Boy

Copy Boy is a running joke we have. (Read with Teddy Roosevelt type voice) “Copy boy, come here and do our bidding!” People treat us like assholes. If you want us to help you, please be respectful. When people treat me bad, I just screw up their stuff or pretend I don’t know what they’re talking about! Or take a really long time to do it. Some people are real jerks. I told one customer that we had to have a street address to ship his package. He said he didn’t give a damn what I needed. So I shipped it anyway and took his money. Who knows if it ever got there got there?! Like my co-worker says, “Hello name tag, goodbye dignity”!