Professors and Students

Some of the dumbest people are professors and students. These dumb frat boys and sorrority chicks (sorrostitues we calls ‘em) are so dumb they can’t make a copy, yet they’re in college and will probably be making good money some day. The professors are dipshits too, only they’re bigger assholes about everything.

What’s funny, is even our ads show how dumb our customers are! Check this out! (Probably a true story!)

Easter

I just found out we have to work Easter. That’s bullshit! The only people who should be working on Easter are Jesus and the Easter Bunny. Who will be making copies on Easter? I’m in the process of starting my own company right now. I can’t wait to quit this job! I have only worked at Kinkos for 6 months. I took the job because I just moved from another state and needed a job quickly so I could start my website business.

More genius customers tonight… A lady asked if a 4 x 6 photo was an 8 x 10. That’s just dumb! Common sense! Have you seen a ruler lady? Do you use the metric sytem? Then she wanted to make them lighter. I told her (and even pointed) to the brightness button. She pointed to the contrast and said, “This one?” Then I would go to help someone else and she would yell across the room, “I need help over here”. I’ll call Dr. Kevorkian lady, he’ll be right over!