The Lawyer and His Little Shit

One customer is a lawyer. He is a real jewel! He came in the first time with a big piece of bread in his mouth. He always brings his kid in, and this kid is the meanest little shit ever! He always makes messes. We all hate them both. One night we were vaccuming and he kept pulling the plug out of the wall. His lawyer dad doesn’t watch him at all. He always comes in late at night because he always waits until the last minute to get his paperwork to the court before the deadline. He had us make his business cards, and they were black and yellow. They looked like Halloween cards. I would not hire a lawyer with cards like those. The best thing about this guy is that we saw an article in the paper he wrote where he said he was going to start doing citizen arrests on undercover cops for planting evidence. Yeah, right!