Old Asshole

Tonight was super slow because of Spring Break. Not that I’m complaining! It was the best day I’ve had in awhile! I only talked to like four customers the whole day. Awesome! Poop Guy came in though. We didn’t say anything to him.

I’ll tell you about a customer that comes in once in awhile. He’s this relatively old man, not super old, but not young. I don’t know if he had a stroke or what, but he talks kind of low (yes, he’s a low talker) and is hard to understand. He uses the computers in self serve. He always has troubles, and comes and bitches like it’s our fault. “It’s too slow, and will take forever,” to do what he wants. He wanted me to help him install some driver, but it took me five minutes to figure out that’s what he was saying. Then he says his laptop can’t connect to our network and we need to redesign our software. Do I look like the CEO or a software programmer? I’m wearing an apron and a name-tag for Christ’s sake. I can’t change a damned thing. He also hits on college girls, not that they can understand what the fuck he’s saying. Next time he comes in bugging us, I’m just going to call 911 to come get him and say that I think he’s having another stroke. I’ll show them this picture I found on a stroke website:

Yep that’s him.