The Usual Suspects

Last night was not super busy, but here is a list of dipshits we had to deal with.

1. A hideous old bag with a moustache who was a real pain in the ass.

2. A lumberjack (or at least he was dressed like one) who smelled like he had a turd in his pocket.

3. Some goofy asian lady who wanted rates for eight different Fed Ex packages

4. Some doofus with a “Miami Vice” looking jacket. It had pink stripes on it. This guy was classic!