Country Girl Oro

Oh god, yesterday was horrible. We were so busy and had so many ignorant losers I was seriously contemplating quitting! The dumbest were these two white trash hillbilly ladies. They were too dumb, lazy, or both to figure out how to make photos on the Sony picture station. One said, “I’m just an old country girl, I don’t know how to do this.” I’ll agree with the cunt-ry part lady.  One thing I have to point out is that we never have received training on this machine, yet I know exactly how to use it. Why? Is it because everyone who works at Kinko’s is a genius? No, it’s because that machine is so easy to use a little fucking kid could do it!!! It tells you step by step what to do. So I was annoyed by having to help them with this totally simple machine already. Then the one hillbilly is like, “Have you ever seen an oro?” I didn’t know what the fuck she was babbling about. She showed me the photos. It was a graveyard on a really bright sunny day, and she was trying to tell me that a lens reflection was the aura of a dead person. Oh my god, what a friggin’ moron. Not only could she not pronounce the word correctly (or spell it I’m sure), she thinks she’s got a picture of a damn ghost. Then they went on babbling stupid shit to each other like, “I have a friend who can see oros without a camera”. “Wow, she must be a psychic,” says the other one. Anyway, these two were so dumb I just wanted to crush their heads.

Then there were other more typical idiots. This one dufus was trying to print this ignorant thing to glue to his key chain. Actually, he thought we could laminate the thing to his super thick key chain. Sorry dumbfuck. I had to print his thing 5 or 6 times to get it to the size he wanted. Then he wanted to come use our computer to edit it. I told him he could use our self serve computers. Yeah, I’m gonna let you use our computer for free after wasting a half hour of my time. He was a goofy little sandle wearing bastard.

Then there was a mother daughter bitch team. “Staples gives a two dollar rebate on Ink cartridges. You don’t do that?” No, and Staples is right across the road you loud mouth twat! Then there was a guy who we thought wanted copies made, but who was really trying to ship something. He was a total moron tool! There were too many other morons for me to remember, but the company designing my website said they should have something for me to look at today. I hope so! I can’t wait to get my business rolling so I can get the fuck out of this miserable job!

Look, it’s a hillbilly with an aura!