Corpse Guy

Oh I can’t believe I have forgotten Corpse Guy. He is this freaky, slightly goth dude (who I recently found out is a lawyer, surprisingly enough) who comes in and uses our computers to upload his MySpace photos. He used to tell one of our guys the weirdest shit about having corpses in his house, and that a corpse costs alot of money. He also would show him photos of dead bodies. He told me he trained Afghanistan’s how to make bombs in the 80’s. He also said that he had to redo his MySpace profile because two women complained that he was harassing them. He’s a character!